Who do I speak to in order to get Sam Heughan to read me Scottish fairy tales? Either in his accent or his Jamie accent. Because seriously…that is the most calming thing in the world.
He’d be all, “All right, lass, to be with us.” And I’d be excited to get into bed like:
And then he would start telling me Scottish fairy tales and I’d just stare at him like a fool:
I mean…I just need to know how to make this into real life.